a collection of memorable quotes, tweets, texts, and pics that were said, thought, seen, or found.
June 24 Tweet: I said the wrong name in bed last night. and by said I mean screamed.June 13 Tweet: Taking a cab from Church to Franklin bc outside makes me feel like I'm pushing through the asshole of an elephant in equatorial Africa.
June 7 Tweet: If you've never been on top while still wearing your chunky necklace.. Don't. Looked like my chest got fondled by a stray cat.
June 4 Tweet: Love that my phone autocorrects Jeff to Jef #bachelorette
May 27 At the Bar: "my face feels like one of those Dali clocks right now." #woahIntellectual
May 3 Tweet: Holy shit I wanna stay on this final exam addy and dc diet till Halloween and go as a library streaker #ICanBeYourThinspirationBaby
Apr 26 Tweet: On a scale of 1 to James Dodson, how much do you regret what you did last night
Apr 13 Tweet: Your cooler looks like it spent a week in Harlem
Apr 1 Tweet:Surprisingly left #CarolinaCup with 3 koozies, croakies, bojangles, skinned knees, awkward sandal tanlines but a small dose of dignity!
Mar 28 Tweet: The only good thing about being on south campus today was catching the baseball players IN BASEBALL PANTS doing their stretches
Mar 14 Tweet: Well I think we all know who the DUFF of that group is
Mar 5 Tweet: This game has me sweating like a football player at la Rez in mid june #tarheelnation #GOHEELS
Feb 29 Tweet: If a girl hooks up a lot but no one knows but her, is she still a slut? 2girls1cup<2guysin1night
Feb 28 Tweet: although they're interesting I feel like @uncbetch & @UNCPAPARAZZI should just stay out of everyone's business.
Feb 3 Seen: Girl sitting on pj hairston's lap at bobs. I pity you so hard.
Jan 28 Tweet: aim high my friend. if you fall i'll be waiting with vodka shots to catch you
Jan 23 Tweet: I rather be chained to a tree overnight, panty-less in the arboretum than have to pit-sit
Jan 22 Tweet: Caroline, sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea in Carroll. & sorry for telling everyone about it. & sorry for repeating it now
